Christmas Gift Guide: Funny Aussie Tees for Every Legend (2026)

Christmas Gift Guide: Funny Aussie Tees for Every Legend (2026)
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Smoko Society · Gift Guide

A Very
Smoko
Chrissy

For the blokes and legends who say they don't want anything. A funny tee they'll actually wear does the job — flat $44.95, a design for every mate on the list.

Order
by
mid-Dec

To make it under the tree, order by mid-December. Tees are printed to order, so allow around 2 weeks.

01
For the barbie boss

Chrissy in Australia means someone's on the tongs in 38-degree heat. The BBQ range is made for him.

  • Grill Sergeant
  • Guard the Snags
  • Medium Rare or Charcoal
Shop BBQ →
02
For the tradie winding down

Last smoko before the Chrissy shutdown. Match the trade — sparky, plumber, chippie, the lot.

  • Every trade covered
  • Match the mate
Shop Tradie →
03
For the one heading bush

Camping and 4WD season kicks off the day work stops.

  • Gone Campin' Back Never
  • Off the Grid On Purpose
  • Send It
Shop Camping →
04
For the fisho

The summer break is fishing season. Deadpan for the fella at the boat ramp at dawn.

  • Bait Thief
  • The One That Got Away
  • Master Angler
Shop Fishing →
05
For the everyday legend

Not into any of it? Covers the backyard cook, the armchair coach, the semi-retired CEO of the camp chair.

  • Coach of the Year
  • Semi-Retired, Backyard CEO
  • Reckon It'll Hold Off
Shop Everyday Legends →

The Fine Print

How much are the tees?

Flat $44.95 AUD each. Printed to order in Melbourne on AS Colour blanks, fulfilled in Australia. Buy 3, save $10 at checkout — handy when you're knocking over the whole list.

When do I need to order for Christmas?

Tees are printed to order, so allow around 2 weeks. Order by mid-December to have it under the tree.

What size should I get?

Unisex fit, true to size, on AS Colour Classic 220gsm blanks. A cm size chart sits on every product page.

Smoko Society · Fulfilled in Australia