Gifts

Funny Sports T-Shirts: For the Bloke Who Peaked in 2005
Funny Aussie sports t-shirts from $44.95 — backyard cricket, barefoot bowls, weekend golf, footy and armchair coaching. Printed big across the back in Melbourne. Read more...
Christmas Gift Guide: Funny Aussie Tees for Every Legend (2026)
Christmas Gift Guide: Funny Aussie Tees for Every Legend (2026)
Christmas gift ideas for Aussie blokes and legends — funny tees for the barbie boss, the tradie, the camper, the fisho. Flat $44.95, printed to order in Melbourne. Order by... Read more...
Father's Day Gift Guide: Funny Aussie Tees for Dad (2026)
Father's Day gift ideas for Aussie dads — funny tees for the BBQ dad, the tradie, the fisho, the 4WD tragic. Flat $44.95, printed to order in Melbourne. Order by mid-August. Read more...
BBQ Legend Gift Guide: Tees for the Bloke on the Tongs
BBQ Legend Gift Guide: Tees for the Bloke on the Tongs
Gift picks for the backyard BBQ legend — the grill sergeant, the once-a-year cook, the onion-goes-under type. Shop the BBQ tee range, flat $44.95, printed to order in Melbourne. Read more...
Everyday Legends: The Gift Guide for Peak Aussie Blokes & Legends
Everyday Legends: The Gift Guide for Peak Aussie Blokes & Legends
Gift picks for the peak-Aussie everyday legend — backyard kings, pub legends, servo-run heroes. Shop the Everyday Legends tee range, flat $44.95, printed to order in Melbourne. Read more...
Australian Native Plant T-Shirts: No Punchline, No Flag
Australian Native Plant T-Shirts: No Punchline, No Flag
Australian native plant t-shirts from $44.95 — waratah and banksia botanical plates, Southern Cross star chart, printed big across the back in Melbourne. Read more...
Gifts for Surfers: Everything but a Better Set
Surfer gift ideas — funny surf tees from $44.95 printed in Melbourne, the gear that actually gets used, and why you can't gift a decent swell. Read more...
Gifts for Mechanics: Everything Except a Deadline
Mechanic gift ideas — funny mechanic tees from $44.95 printed in Melbourne, the consumables he chews through, and why you never ask when it'll be ready. Read more...
Gifts for Welders: Anything but Advice on His Weld
Welder gift ideas — funny welder tees from $44.95 printed in Melbourne, the consumables he burns through, and why you never comment on his bead. Read more...
Gifts for Painters: Everything Except His Brushes
Gifts for Painters: Everything Except His Brushes
Painter gift ideas — funny painter tees from $44.95 printed in Melbourne, the burns-by-the-box rule, and why you never, ever buy his brushes. Read more...
Gifts for Concreters: For the Bloke Whose Back Is Gone
Gifts for Concreters: For the Bloke Whose Back Is Gone
Concreter gift ideas for the 4am slab crew — funny concreter tees from $44.95 printed in Melbourne, the hands-and-skin rule, and what stays out of his kit. Read more...
Gifts for Tilers: Ideas for the Perfect-ish Perfectionist
Gifts for Tilers: Ideas for the Perfect-ish Perfectionist
Tiler gift ideas for the perfect-ish perfectionist — funny tiler tees from $44.95 printed in Melbourne, the knees-first rule, and what stays out of his kit. Read more...
Gifts for Plant Operators: Digger Driver Gift Ideas
Gifts for Plant Operators: Digger Driver Gift Ideas
Digger driver and plant operator gift ideas — funny operator tees from $44.95 printed in Melbourne, cab-life upgrades, and what stays out of the cab. Read more...
Gifts for Brickies: Bricklayer Gift Ideas, Straight-ish
Gifts for Brickies: Bricklayer Gift Ideas, Straight-ish
Bricklayer gift ideas, straight-ish — funny brickie tees from $44.95 printed in Melbourne, the knees-and-hands rule, and why you never gift a trowel. Read more...
Gifts for Roofers: For the Bloke Who's Cooked by Smoko
Gifts for Roofers: For the Bloke Who's Cooked by Smoko
Roofer gift ideas for the bloke who's cooked by smoko — funny roofer tees from $44.95 printed in Melbourne, the sun-survival rule, and the one thing never to cheap out... Read more...
Gifts for Plumbers: Ideas That Beat Another Novelty Plunger
Plumber gift ideas that beat another novelty plunger — funny plumber tees from $44.95 printed in Melbourne, the knee-pad rule, and what to skip. Read more...
Gifts for Sparkies: Electrician Gift Ideas That Aren't a Multimeter
Electrician gift ideas that aren't a multimeter — funny sparky tees from $44.95 printed in Melbourne, the consumables rule, and what to leave on the shelf. Read more...
4WD Gifts Australia: For the Bloke Who Spent $80K to Sleep in a Swag
4WD gifts for the bloke who spent $80K to sleep in a swag — funny touring tees from $44.95 printed in Melbourne, the consumables rule, and the one thing never to cheap out on. Read more...
Gifts for Campers Australia: For People Whose Tent Is Really a Chair
Gifts for campers who came to sit down — funny camping tees from $44.95 printed in Melbourne, the consumables rule, and what to leave in the shop. Read more...
Gifts for Fishos: What to Buy the Bloke Whose PB Grows Every Year
Gifts for fishos that beat a singing wall fish — funny fishing tees from $44.95 printed in Melbourne, the consumables rule, and what to skip. Read more...
Funny Golf Gifts Australia: For the Golfer With Everything Except a Handicap
Funny Golf Gifts Australia: For the Golfer With Everything Except a Handicap
Funny golf gifts for the golfer who has everything except a handicap — tees from $44.95 printed in Melbourne, what to pair them with, and what to skip. Read more...
Gifts for Tradies: Ideas That Won't End Up in the Shed Cupboard
Gift ideas for tradies that actually get used — funny work tees from $44.95, smoko gear worth having, and what to skip. Printed in Melbourne, $5 flat shipping. Read more...