Gifts for Roofers: For the Bloke Who's Cooked by Smoko

Gifts for roofers run $30–$100 and follow one rule: everything about the job happens in full sun, two storeys up. A funny roofer tee is $34.95–$39.95; the rest of the budget goes to sun survival. Nothing on this list involves cheap height-safety gear — that's the one category where budget shopping is genuinely dangerous.

1. A roofer tee (ground-level wear for the up-top crew)

Our roofer tees are $34.95–$39.95 on heavyweight 220gsm AS Colour cotton, printed to order in Melbourne. The set: Summer Roofing — Cooked by Smoko, a wombat melting face-down on tin; Roofing — It's All Downhill for the sliding-roo realists; and Job Done — The Cockies Undid It for every roofer who's watched a bird flick his afternoon's work into the gutter.

2. Sun survival, in bulk

Serious sunscreen (the litre pump, not the travel tube), quality work socks, electrolyte sachets and a bottle that keeps water cold past 9am. $30–$50 of consumables that get used every single day of an Australian summer on tin.

What not to buy

Cheap harness accessories or anything height-safety related — that gear is life-critical, employer-supplied or self-specced, never a stocking stuffer. Also skip "I work at heights" stubby holders and novelty hard-hat stickers for someone else's lid.

FAQ

How much should I spend on a roofer gift?

$30–$100. The tee stands alone; tee plus a sun-survival bundle lands around $80 and every item earns daily use from October to March. Whole crew? Three tees saves $10, four saves $15 — applied automatically at checkout.

What size should I buy?

Size up when unsure — roofing tees cop sweat and layers in equal measure, and printed-to-order means change-of-mind returns, wrong sizes included, aren't covered. The size chart on every product page takes thirty seconds.

When's the Christmas cutoff?

First week of December at the latest. Printed to order in Melbourne, 8–15 business days door to door standard, more in the festive queue. Express at checkout is the late shopper's ridge cap.

Not certain roofing's his lane? The general tradie guide has the whole site covered, and everything hangs together in Tradie Tees & Smoko Gear.