Absolutely Middled It | Golfer Tee
White / SML
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
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A weekend hacker mid-follow-through, grinning like a champion, having launched a spray of dirt and turf ten feet — while the ball sits untouched on the tee. Gum trees, dead-flat lie, no idea. Absolutely middled it. The ground, that is. For every golfer whose best contact all day is with the fairway.
Vintage distressed screen-print look
DTF printed, not DTG — holds colour, won't crack or peel
Soft, breathable cotton — built for slow starts and long weekends
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the back nine and the weekend
Absolutely middled it. The ground, that is.
Absolutely Middled It | Golfer Tee
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
Printed to order in Australia — heavyweight 220gsm AS Colour tee. No warehouse, no old stock.
$5 flat shipping Australia-wide — free over $69. Express at checkout.
Allow 8–15 business days — your tee gets made when you order it.
AS Colour regular fit — check the size chart before you lock it in.
Want it in another colour, a different size, on the back, or a design that doesn't exist yet? Just ask. hello@smokosociety.com.au — we'll sort it.
Size chart — AS Colour Classic (cm)
| Size | Body width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| SML | 47 | 70 |
| MED | 52 | 74 |
| LRG | 56.5 | 77.5 |
| XL | 61 | 81 |
| 2XL | 64 | 84 |
| 3XL | 68 | 87 |
| 4XL | 74.5 | 88 |
| 5XL | 79 | 89 |
Lay a tee that fits well flat. Width: armpit to armpit. Length: top of shoulder to hem. Measurements can vary ±2.5cm. Between sizes? Size up.
Vintage distressed screen-print look
DTF printed, not DTG — holds colour, won't crack or peel
Soft, breathable cotton — built for slow starts and long weekends
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the back nine and the weekend
Absolutely middled it. The ground, that is.