Father's Day Gift Guide: Funny Aussie Tees for Dad (2026)

Father's Day Gift Guide — Smoko Society
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A funny tee he'll actually wear beats another pair of socks. Flat $44.95, printed to order in Melbourne, a design for whatever he's into.

Order
by
mid-Aug

Father's Day lands 07/09/2026. Tees are printed to order, so allow around 2 weeks — get it in by mid-August to be safe.

01
For the dad on the tongs

If he guards the barbie like a state secret, the BBQ range is the pick. Deadpan, reads across a backyard from 2 metres.

  • Grill Sergeant
  • Guard the Snags
  • Onion Goes Under
Shop BBQ →
02
For the dad on the tools

Sparky, plumber, chippie, concreter — whatever he does, there's a tee that takes the mickey out of it.

  • Match the trade
  • Every trade covered
Shop Tradie →
03
For the dad who'd rather be fishing

Full of self-roast for the fella whose best catch is the story, never the fish.

  • The One That Got Away
  • Bait Thief
  • Gone Fishin' Don't Wait Up
Shop Fishing →
04
For the dad and his pride and joy (the 4WD)

For the bloke who spent $80k to sleep in a swag.

  • She's Not a Car, She's a Lifestyle
  • It's Not Stuck, It's Parked
  • Send It
Shop 4WD →
05
For the everyday legend

Peak Aussie dad, no hobby required.

  • Coach of the Year
  • Semi-Retired, Backyard CEO
  • Reckon It'll Hold Off
Shop Everyday Legends →

The Fine Print

How much are the tees?

Flat $44.95 AUD each. Printed to order in Melbourne on AS Colour blanks, fulfilled in Australia. Buy 3, save $10 at checkout.

When do I need to order for Father's Day?

Father's Day is 07/09/2026. Tees are printed to order, so allow around 2 weeks — order by mid-August to be safe.

What size should I get?

Unisex fit, true to size, on AS Colour Classic 220gsm blanks. A cm size chart sits on every product page.