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Father's
Day
Sorted
A funny tee he'll actually wear beats another pair of socks. Flat $44.95, printed to order in Melbourne, a design for whatever he's into.
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mid-Aug
Father's Day lands 07/09/2026. Tees are printed to order, so allow around 2 weeks — get it in by mid-August to be safe.
If he guards the barbie like a state secret, the BBQ range is the pick. Deadpan, reads across a backyard from 2 metres.
- Grill Sergeant✓
- Guard the Snags✓
- Onion Goes Under✓
Sparky, plumber, chippie, concreter — whatever he does, there's a tee that takes the mickey out of it.
- Match the trade✓
- Every trade covered✓
Full of self-roast for the fella whose best catch is the story, never the fish.
- The One That Got Away✓
- Bait Thief✓
- Gone Fishin' Don't Wait Up✓
For the bloke who spent $80k to sleep in a swag.
- She's Not a Car, She's a Lifestyle✓
- It's Not Stuck, It's Parked✓
- Send It✓
Peak Aussie dad, no hobby required.
- Coach of the Year✓
- Semi-Retired, Backyard CEO✓
- Reckon It'll Hold Off✓
The Fine Print
How much are the tees?
Flat $44.95 AUD each. Printed to order in Melbourne on AS Colour blanks, fulfilled in Australia. Buy 3, save $10 at checkout.
When do I need to order for Father's Day?
Father's Day is 07/09/2026. Tees are printed to order, so allow around 2 weeks — order by mid-August to be safe.
What size should I get?
Unisex fit, true to size, on AS Colour Classic 220gsm blanks. A cm size chart sits on every product page.