Ball Thief — Known Offender at Every Club | Cockatoo Golf Tee
White / SML
$44.95
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$44.95
Regular price
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The course has a repeat offender, and he's got the crest to prove it. This cheeky cockatoo has made off with a full net of golf balls, perched on your cart like he owns the fairway — sunset over the gum trees, no remorse in sight. Rich vintage print with proper Aussie bush-golf character.
Built for golfers, weekend hackers, cockie-cursing club members and anyone who's lost a ball to the local wildlife. Wear it to the club and own the reputation — known offender, every course, no apologies.
Rich vintage distressed print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy on the course or off it
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the round and the 19th hole
Grab one before he nicks it.
Ball Thief — Known Offender at Every Club | Cockatoo Golf Tee
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
Printed to order in Australia — heavyweight 220gsm AS Colour tee. No warehouse, no old stock.
$5 flat shipping Australia-wide — free over $69. Express at checkout.
Allow 8–15 business days — your tee gets made when you order it.
AS Colour regular fit — check the size chart before you lock it in.
Want it in another colour, a different size, on the back, or a design that doesn't exist yet? Just ask. hello@smokosociety.com.au — we'll sort it.
Size chart — AS Colour Classic (cm)
| Size | Body width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| SML | 47 | 70 |
| MED | 52 | 74 |
| LRG | 56.5 | 77.5 |
| XL | 61 | 81 |
| 2XL | 64 | 84 |
| 3XL | 68 | 87 |
| 4XL | 74.5 | 88 |
| 5XL | 79 | 89 |
Lay a tee that fits well flat. Width: armpit to armpit. Length: top of shoulder to hem. Measurements can vary ±2.5cm. Between sizes? Size up.
Built for golfers, weekend hackers, cockie-cursing club members and anyone who's lost a ball to the local wildlife. Wear it to the club and own the reputation — known offender, every course, no apologies.
Rich vintage distressed print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy on the course or off it
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the round and the 19th hole
Grab one before he nicks it.