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Snake, spider, and a "Welcome to Australia" scroll. Everything here wants you dead — the country's honest tourism slogan. Vintage crest, full distressed style.
Built for Aussies, survivors, expats and anyone who's fished a huntsman out of the ute. Wear it round town or send it to the overseas rellies.
Vintage distressed crest print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy any day of the week
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the work and the weekend
Grab one — welcome to Australia.
Everything Here Wants You Dead — Welcome to Australia Tee
$39.95
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$39.95
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Built for Aussies, survivors, expats and anyone who's fished a huntsman out of the ute. Wear it round town or send it to the overseas rellies.
Vintage distressed crest print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy any day of the week
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the work and the weekend
Grab one — welcome to Australia.