Semi-Retired | Backyard CEO Tee
White / SML
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
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Semi-Retired | Backyard CEO Tee
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
Printed to order in Australia — heavyweight 220gsm AS Colour tee. No warehouse, no old stock.
$5 flat shipping Australia-wide — free over $69. Express at checkout.
Allow 8–15 business days — your tee gets made when you order it.
AS Colour regular fit — check the size chart before you lock it in.
Want it in another colour, a different size, on the back, or a design that doesn't exist yet? Just ask. hello@smokosociety.com.au — we'll sort it.
Size chart — AS Colour Classic (cm)
| Size | Body width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| SML | 47 | 70 |
| MED | 52 | 74 |
| LRG | 56.5 | 77.5 |
| XL | 61 | 81 |
| 2XL | 64 | 84 |
| 3XL | 68 | 87 |
| 4XL | 74.5 | 88 |
| 5XL | 79 | 89 |
Lay a tee that fits well flat. Width: armpit to armpit. Length: top of shoulder to hem. Measurements can vary ±2.5cm. Between sizes? Size up.
Melted into the camp chair, boots on the esky, cold one in hand, barbie going behind him. Running the whole operation from right there.
Built for the semi-retired and the professionally unbothered.
Claim the title. Grab one.
- Vintage distressed print — soft, water-based inks
- Soft, breathable cotton — built for early starts and long smokos
- Unisex fit, true to size
- Holds up to the wash, the site and the weekend
Backyard CEO of Bugger All.