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Cockatoo with its backpack on, marching off between the banksias — because the last one to smoko loses, and this bird doesn't lose. The unofficial rule of every worksite and campsite. Illustrated botanical print with soft earthy tones.
Built for tradies, campers, first-to-the-esky types and anyone who treats knock-off as a race. Wear it on site or round the fire and get there first.
Illustrated print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy under hi-vis or on its own
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the work and the weekend
Grab one — don't be the last one to smoko.
Smoko Society — The Last One to Smoko Loses | Cockatoo Tee
$44.95
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$44.95
Regular price
Printed to order in Australia — heavyweight 220gsm AS Colour tee. No warehouse, no old stock.
$5 flat shipping Australia-wide — free over $69. Express at checkout.
Allow 8–15 business days — your tee gets made when you order it.
AS Colour regular fit — check the size chart before you lock it in.
Want it in another colour, a different size, on the back, or a design that doesn't exist yet? Just ask. hello@smokosociety.com.au — we'll sort it.
Size chart — AS Colour Classic (cm)
| Size | Body width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| SML | 47 | 70 |
| MED | 52 | 74 |
| LRG | 56.5 | 77.5 |
| XL | 61 | 81 |
| 2XL | 64 | 84 |
| 3XL | 68 | 87 |
| 4XL | 74.5 | 88 |
| 5XL | 79 | 89 |
Lay a tee that fits well flat. Width: armpit to armpit. Length: top of shoulder to hem. Measurements can vary ±2.5cm. Between sizes? Size up.
Built for tradies, campers, first-to-the-esky types and anyone who treats knock-off as a race. Wear it on site or round the fire and get there first.
Illustrated print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy under hi-vis or on its own
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the work and the weekend
Grab one — don't be the last one to smoko.