Surf Report: Flat As — Koala Surf Tee
White / SML
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
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Board under the arm, ocean like a millpond, koala thoroughly unimpressed. Surf Report: flat as. Every surfer's face on a dead day at the beach. Full coastal scene, rich vintage print with proper Aussie character.
Built for surfers, beach locals, dawn-patrol tragics and anyone who's driven an hour for a wave that never showed. Wear it down the beach and check the report.
Rich vintage distressed print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy in the water or out
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the salt and the weekend
Grab one — flat as, as usual.
Surf Report: Flat As — Koala Surf Tee
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
Printed to order in Australia — heavyweight 220gsm AS Colour tee. No warehouse, no old stock.
$5 flat shipping Australia-wide — free over $69. Express at checkout.
Allow 8–15 business days — your tee gets made when you order it.
AS Colour regular fit — check the size chart before you lock it in.
Want it in another colour, a different size, on the back, or a design that doesn't exist yet? Just ask. hello@smokosociety.com.au — we'll sort it.
Size chart — AS Colour Classic (cm)
| Size | Body width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| SML | 47 | 70 |
| MED | 52 | 74 |
| LRG | 56.5 | 77.5 |
| XL | 61 | 81 |
| 2XL | 64 | 84 |
| 3XL | 68 | 87 |
| 4XL | 74.5 | 88 |
| 5XL | 79 | 89 |
Lay a tee that fits well flat. Width: armpit to armpit. Length: top of shoulder to hem. Measurements can vary ±2.5cm. Between sizes? Size up.
Built for surfers, beach locals, dawn-patrol tragics and anyone who's driven an hour for a wave that never showed. Wear it down the beach and check the report.
Rich vintage distressed print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy in the water or out
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the salt and the weekend
Grab one — flat as, as usual.