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Roo mid-meltdown, divot flying, "it's relaxing, they said." Take up golf — now I own five clubs and zero peace. The truth about a relaxing hobby. Full course scene, rich vintage print with proper Aussie character.
Built for golfers, weekend hackers and anyone whose calm new pastime turned into pure rage. Wear it to the club or down the pub.
Rich vintage distressed print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy on the course or off it
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the round and the 19th hole
Grab one — zero peace included.
Take Up Golf, They Said — Kangaroo Golf Tee
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
Printed to order in Australia — heavyweight 220gsm AS Colour tee. No warehouse, no old stock.
$5 flat shipping Australia-wide — free over $69. Express at checkout.
Allow 8–15 business days — your tee gets made when you order it.
AS Colour regular fit — check the size chart before you lock it in.
Want it in another colour, a different size, on the back, or a design that doesn't exist yet? Just ask. hello@smokosociety.com.au — we'll sort it.
Size chart — AS Colour Classic (cm)
| Size | Body width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| SML | 47 | 70 |
| MED | 52 | 74 |
| LRG | 56.5 | 77.5 |
| XL | 61 | 81 |
| 2XL | 64 | 84 |
| 3XL | 68 | 87 |
| 4XL | 74.5 | 88 |
| 5XL | 79 | 89 |
Lay a tee that fits well flat. Width: armpit to armpit. Length: top of shoulder to hem. Measurements can vary ±2.5cm. Between sizes? Size up.
Built for golfers, weekend hackers and anyone whose calm new pastime turned into pure rage. Wear it to the club or down the pub.
Rich vintage distressed print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy on the course or off it
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the round and the 19th hole
Grab one — zero peace included.