Twenty Years Off the Field | Armchair Coach Tee
White / SML
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
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A footy tragic erupting out of the recliner mid-game, beer flying, scarf on, chips everywhere, the dog cowering and the remote long gone. Twenty years off the field, still coaching every play from the couch. For the fan who hasn't laced a boot since '05 and hasn't stopped calling the shots since.
Vintage distressed screen-print look
DTF printed, not DTG — holds colour, won't crack or peel
Soft, breathable cotton — built for slow starts and long weekends
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the grand final and the weekend
Twenty years off the field. Still coachin' from the couch.
Twenty Years Off the Field | Armchair Coach Tee
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
Printed to order in Australia — heavyweight 220gsm AS Colour tee. No warehouse, no old stock.
$5 flat shipping Australia-wide — free over $69. Express at checkout.
Allow 8–15 business days — your tee gets made when you order it.
AS Colour regular fit — check the size chart before you lock it in.
Want it in another colour, a different size, on the back, or a design that doesn't exist yet? Just ask. hello@smokosociety.com.au — we'll sort it.
Size chart — AS Colour Classic (cm)
| Size | Body width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| SML | 47 | 70 |
| MED | 52 | 74 |
| LRG | 56.5 | 77.5 |
| XL | 61 | 81 |
| 2XL | 64 | 84 |
| 3XL | 68 | 87 |
| 4XL | 74.5 | 88 |
| 5XL | 79 | 89 |
Lay a tee that fits well flat. Width: armpit to armpit. Length: top of shoulder to hem. Measurements can vary ±2.5cm. Between sizes? Size up.
Vintage distressed screen-print look
DTF printed, not DTG — holds colour, won't crack or peel
Soft, breathable cotton — built for slow starts and long weekends
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the grand final and the weekend
Twenty years off the field. Still coachin' from the couch.