Your 5AM Alarm — Screeching Cockatoo Tee
Black / SML
$44.95
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$44.95
Regular price
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Beak wide open, crest flared, screeching loud enough to rattle the windows — every Aussie knows this sound at sparrow's fart. No snooze button, no mercy, just the cockatoo dawn chorus whether you like it or not. Your 5am alarm, feathered and furious. Bold high-contrast print with electric lightning-bolt energy.
Built for early risers, shift workers, light sleepers and anyone who's been woken by the loudest bird in the country. Wear it loud and let everyone know exactly what gets you up.
Bold high-contrast print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy any hour of the day
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the work and the weekend
Grab one — no snooze button included.
Your 5AM Alarm — Screeching Cockatoo Tee
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
Printed to order in Australia — heavyweight 220gsm AS Colour tee. No warehouse, no old stock.
$5 flat shipping Australia-wide — free over $69. Express at checkout.
Allow 8–15 business days — your tee gets made when you order it.
AS Colour regular fit — check the size chart before you lock it in.
Want it in another colour, a different size, on the back, or a design that doesn't exist yet? Just ask. hello@smokosociety.com.au — we'll sort it.
Size chart — AS Colour Classic (cm)
| Size | Body width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| SML | 47 | 70 |
| MED | 52 | 74 |
| LRG | 56.5 | 77.5 |
| XL | 61 | 81 |
| 2XL | 64 | 84 |
| 3XL | 68 | 87 |
| 4XL | 74.5 | 88 |
| 5XL | 79 | 89 |
Lay a tee that fits well flat. Width: armpit to armpit. Length: top of shoulder to hem. Measurements can vary ±2.5cm. Between sizes? Size up.
Built for early risers, shift workers, light sleepers and anyone who's been woken by the loudest bird in the country. Wear it loud and let everyone know exactly what gets you up.
Bold high-contrast print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy any hour of the day
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the work and the weekend
Grab one — no snooze button included.