Barely Touched Him | Football Tee
White / SML
$44.95
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$44.95
Regular price
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A soccer player writhing on the deck clutching his shin in operatic agony, while the ref stands over him, hands on hips, utterly unmoved. Barely touched him. Oscar-worthy performance, though. For the player whose acting career peaks the second a defender comes within a metre.
Vintage distressed screen-print look
DTF printed, not DTG — holds colour, won't crack or peel
Soft, breathable cotton — built for slow starts and long weekends
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the pitch and the weekend
Barely touched him. Oscar-worthy though.
Barely Touched Him | Football Tee
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
Printed to order in Australia — heavyweight 220gsm AS Colour tee. No warehouse, no old stock.
$5 flat shipping Australia-wide — free over $69. Express at checkout.
Allow 8–15 business days — your tee gets made when you order it.
AS Colour regular fit — check the size chart before you lock it in.
Want it in another colour, a different size, on the back, or a design that doesn't exist yet? Just ask. hello@smokosociety.com.au — we'll sort it.
Size chart — AS Colour Classic (cm)
| Size | Body width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| SML | 47 | 70 |
| MED | 52 | 74 |
| LRG | 56.5 | 77.5 |
| XL | 61 | 81 |
| 2XL | 64 | 84 |
| 3XL | 68 | 87 |
| 4XL | 74.5 | 88 |
| 5XL | 79 | 89 |
Lay a tee that fits well flat. Width: armpit to armpit. Length: top of shoulder to hem. Measurements can vary ±2.5cm. Between sizes? Size up.
Vintage distressed screen-print look
DTF printed, not DTG — holds colour, won't crack or peel
Soft, breathable cotton — built for slow starts and long weekends
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the pitch and the weekend
Barely touched him. Oscar-worthy though.