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The roo's been hitting leg day harder than you. Arms crossed, chest out, judging your form across the campfire — this jacked kangaroo asks the only question that matters: do you even hop? Retro sunset stripes, distressed vintage finish, peak bush-gym energy.
Built for gym junkies, leg-day legends, campers and anyone who flexes harder than a kangaroo at smoko. Wear it to the gym, the bush or the BBQ and let everyone know who skips cardio for hops.
Retro distressed sunset print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy under hi-vis or on its own
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the work and the weekend
Grab one and earn your hops.
Do You Even Hop — Buff Kangaroo Retro Gym Tee
$44.95
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$44.95
Regular price
Printed to order in Australia — heavyweight 220gsm AS Colour tee. No warehouse, no old stock.
$5 flat shipping Australia-wide — free over $69. Express at checkout.
Allow 8–15 business days — your tee gets made when you order it.
AS Colour regular fit — check the size chart before you lock it in.
Want it in another colour, a different size, on the back, or a design that doesn't exist yet? Just ask. hello@smokosociety.com.au — we'll sort it.
Size chart — AS Colour Classic (cm)
| Size | Body width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| SML | 47 | 70 |
| MED | 52 | 74 |
| LRG | 56.5 | 77.5 |
| XL | 61 | 81 |
| 2XL | 64 | 84 |
| 3XL | 68 | 87 |
| 4XL | 74.5 | 88 |
| 5XL | 79 | 89 |
Lay a tee that fits well flat. Width: armpit to armpit. Length: top of shoulder to hem. Measurements can vary ±2.5cm. Between sizes? Size up.
Built for gym junkies, leg-day legends, campers and anyone who flexes harder than a kangaroo at smoko. Wear it to the gym, the bush or the BBQ and let everyone know who skips cardio for hops.
Retro distressed sunset print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy under hi-vis or on its own
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the work and the weekend
Grab one and earn your hops.