I Don't Have Too Many Bikes, I Have Too Few Sheds — Tee
Black / SML
$44.95
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$44.95
Regular price
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The maths every rider swears by. It's not a bike problem, it's a storage problem — I don't have too many bikes, I have too few sheds. The excuse that's survived every partner's raised eyebrow. Bold stacked type with a piston emblem. (Dark tees only — cream text needs a dark background.)
Built for bike hoarders, shed dwellers, riders and anyone whose collection keeps mysteriously growing. Wear it to the shed or the swap meet and state your case.
Bold distressed type print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy in the shed or out
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the work and the weekend
Grab one — you just need more sheds.
I Don't Have Too Many Bikes, I Have Too Few Sheds — Tee
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
Printed to order in Australia — heavyweight 220gsm AS Colour tee. No warehouse, no old stock.
$5 flat shipping Australia-wide — free over $69. Express at checkout.
Allow 8–15 business days — your tee gets made when you order it.
AS Colour regular fit — check the size chart before you lock it in.
Want it in another colour, a different size, on the back, or a design that doesn't exist yet? Just ask. hello@smokosociety.com.au — we'll sort it.
Size chart — AS Colour Classic (cm)
| Size | Body width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| SML | 47 | 70 |
| MED | 52 | 74 |
| LRG | 56.5 | 77.5 |
| XL | 61 | 81 |
| 2XL | 64 | 84 |
| 3XL | 68 | 87 |
| 4XL | 74.5 | 88 |
| 5XL | 79 | 89 |
Lay a tee that fits well flat. Width: armpit to armpit. Length: top of shoulder to hem. Measurements can vary ±2.5cm. Between sizes? Size up.
Built for bike hoarders, shed dwellers, riders and anyone whose collection keeps mysteriously growing. Wear it to the shed or the swap meet and state your case.
Bold distressed type print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy in the shed or out
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the work and the weekend
Grab one — you just need more sheds.