It's Not Stuck, It's Parked — 4WD Tee
Black / SML
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
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Bogged to the axles? Nah. It's not stuck, it's parked — the line every four-wheel-driver deploys the second the wheels stop turning. Bold stacked type with a tyre-track finish. (Dark tees only — cream text needs a dark background.)
Built for four-wheel-drivers, track-chasers, bog-getters and anyone in permanent denial about their recovery situation. Wear it on the tracks or down the pub and stick to the story.
Bold distressed type print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy on the tracks or off them
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the mud and the weekend
Grab one — it's not stuck, it's parked.
It's Not Stuck, It's Parked — 4WD Tee
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
Printed to order in Australia — heavyweight 220gsm AS Colour tee. No warehouse, no old stock.
$5 flat shipping Australia-wide — free over $69. Express at checkout.
Allow 8–15 business days — your tee gets made when you order it.
AS Colour regular fit — check the size chart before you lock it in.
Want it in another colour, a different size, on the back, or a design that doesn't exist yet? Just ask. hello@smokosociety.com.au — we'll sort it.
Size chart — AS Colour Classic (cm)
| Size | Body width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| SML | 47 | 70 |
| MED | 52 | 74 |
| LRG | 56.5 | 77.5 |
| XL | 61 | 81 |
| 2XL | 64 | 84 |
| 3XL | 68 | 87 |
| 4XL | 74.5 | 88 |
| 5XL | 79 | 89 |
Lay a tee that fits well flat. Width: armpit to armpit. Length: top of shoulder to hem. Measurements can vary ±2.5cm. Between sizes? Size up.
Built for four-wheel-drivers, track-chasers, bog-getters and anyone in permanent denial about their recovery situation. Wear it on the tracks or down the pub and stick to the story.
Bold distressed type print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy on the tracks or off them
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the mud and the weekend
Grab one — it's not stuck, it's parked.