Leave the Esky Open — The Cockies Clean You Out | Cockatoo Camping Tee
White / SML
$44.95
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$44.95
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A sulphur-crested cockie halfway through robbing your open esky blind, sandwich in beak, chip packet already done, empties and wreckage everywhere. Leave the lid up once and you learn forever. Built for anyone who's lost a camp lunch to a bin chicken's flashier cousin. Guard your esky.
Vintage distressed print — soft-hand finish, built to last
Soft, breathable cotton — worn in like a good camp chair
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the raids and the weekend
Lid open, esky empty, lesson learnt.
Leave the Esky Open — The Cockies Clean You Out | Cockatoo Camping Tee
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
Printed to order in Australia — heavyweight 220gsm AS Colour tee. No warehouse, no old stock.
$5 flat shipping Australia-wide — free over $69. Express at checkout.
Allow 8–15 business days — your tee gets made when you order it.
AS Colour regular fit — check the size chart before you lock it in.
Want it in another colour, a different size, on the back, or a design that doesn't exist yet? Just ask. hello@smokosociety.com.au — we'll sort it.
Size chart — AS Colour Classic (cm)
| Size | Body width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| SML | 47 | 70 |
| MED | 52 | 74 |
| LRG | 56.5 | 77.5 |
| XL | 61 | 81 |
| 2XL | 64 | 84 |
| 3XL | 68 | 87 |
| 4XL | 74.5 | 88 |
| 5XL | 79 | 89 |
Lay a tee that fits well flat. Width: armpit to armpit. Length: top of shoulder to hem. Measurements can vary ±2.5cm. Between sizes? Size up.
Vintage distressed print — soft-hand finish, built to last
Soft, breathable cotton — worn in like a good camp chair
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the raids and the weekend
Lid open, esky empty, lesson learnt.