Loud Pipes, Louder Excuses — Motorbike Tee
White / SML / Bikes
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
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Crossed spanners, an open pipe and no apology for the noise. Loud pipes, louder excuses — the rider's answer to every complaint. Vintage crest, full distressed style.
Built for riders, shed tinkerers and anyone whose bike wakes the street and whose reasons are always ready. Wear it to the shed or down the pub.
Vintage distressed crest print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy in the shed or out
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the work and the weekend
Grab one — loud pipes, louder excuses.
Loud Pipes, Louder Excuses — Motorbike Tee
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
Printed to order in Australia — heavyweight 220gsm AS Colour tee. No warehouse, no old stock.
$5 flat shipping Australia-wide — free over $69. Express at checkout.
Allow 8–15 business days — your tee gets made when you order it.
AS Colour regular fit — check the size chart before you lock it in.
Want it in another colour, a different size, on the back, or a design that doesn't exist yet? Just ask. hello@smokosociety.com.au — we'll sort it.
Size chart — AS Colour Classic (cm)
| Size | Body width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| SML | 47 | 70 |
| MED | 52 | 74 |
| LRG | 56.5 | 77.5 |
| XL | 61 | 81 |
| 2XL | 64 | 84 |
| 3XL | 68 | 87 |
| 4XL | 74.5 | 88 |
| 5XL | 79 | 89 |
Lay a tee that fits well flat. Width: armpit to armpit. Length: top of shoulder to hem. Measurements can vary ±2.5cm. Between sizes? Size up.
Built for riders, shed tinkerers and anyone whose bike wakes the street and whose reasons are always ready. Wear it to the shed or down the pub.
Vintage distressed crest print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy in the shed or out
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the work and the weekend
Grab one — loud pipes, louder excuses.