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Loaded tourer, red dirt track to the horizon, next servo 300km. Out here, nobody can hear you whinge. The outback's one rule, and the roo doesn't care either. Full desert scene, rich vintage print with proper Aussie character.
Built for four-wheel-drivers, tourers, remote-track chasers and anyone who heads bush to get away from everyone. Wear it on the tracks or down the pub.
Rich vintage distressed print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy on the tracks or off them
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the dust and the weekend
Grab one — nobody's listening out here.
Out Here Nobody Can Hear You Whinge — 4WD Tee
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
Printed to order in Australia — heavyweight 220gsm AS Colour tee. No warehouse, no old stock.
$5 flat shipping Australia-wide — free over $69. Express at checkout.
Allow 8–15 business days — your tee gets made when you order it.
AS Colour regular fit — check the size chart before you lock it in.
Want it in another colour, a different size, on the back, or a design that doesn't exist yet? Just ask. hello@smokosociety.com.au — we'll sort it.
Size chart — AS Colour Classic (cm)
| Size | Body width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| SML | 47 | 70 |
| MED | 52 | 74 |
| LRG | 56.5 | 77.5 |
| XL | 61 | 81 |
| 2XL | 64 | 84 |
| 3XL | 68 | 87 |
| 4XL | 74.5 | 88 |
| 5XL | 79 | 89 |
Lay a tee that fits well flat. Width: armpit to armpit. Length: top of shoulder to hem. Measurements can vary ±2.5cm. Between sizes? Size up.
Built for four-wheel-drivers, tourers, remote-track chasers and anyone who heads bush to get away from everyone. Wear it on the tracks or down the pub.
Rich vintage distressed print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy on the tracks or off them
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the dust and the weekend
Grab one — nobody's listening out here.