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A koala draped over a longboard at sunset, paddling nowhere in particular, boardies on, with zero intention of standing up. Professional paddler — never actually catches one.
Built for surfers, beach locals, longboard loafers and anyone who's out there more for the sit than the surf.
Vintage distressed print — soft, water-based inks
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy in the water or out
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the salt and the weekend
Grab one — no standing required.
Professional Paddler — Never Actually Catches One | Koala Surf Tee
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
Printed to order in Australia — heavyweight 220gsm AS Colour tee. No warehouse, no old stock.
$5 flat shipping Australia-wide — free over $69. Express at checkout.
Allow 8–15 business days — your tee gets made when you order it.
AS Colour regular fit — check the size chart before you lock it in.
Size chart — AS Colour Classic (cm)
| Size | Body width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| SML | 47 | 70 |
| MED | 52 | 74 |
| LRG | 56.5 | 77.5 |
| XL | 61 | 81 |
| 2XL | 64 | 84 |
| 3XL | 68 | 87 |
| 4XL | 74.5 | 88 |
| 5XL | 79 | 89 |
Lay a tee that fits well flat. Width: armpit to armpit. Length: top of shoulder to hem. Measurements can vary ±2.5cm. Between sizes? Size up.
Built for surfers, beach locals, longboard loafers and anyone who's out there more for the sit than the surf.
Vintage distressed print — soft, water-based inks
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy in the water or out
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the salt and the weekend
Grab one — no standing required.