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Fuel up on servo pies, follow it with questionable choices — the two things every good road trip runs on. Servo pies and bad decisions, sun-up over the gums. The unofficial itinerary. Retro sunburst print in full distressed vintage style.
Built for road-trippers, tradies, campers and anyone whose best stories start at a servo. Wear it on the road or down the pub and own the combo.
Retro distressed print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy on the road or off it
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the road and the weekend
Grab one — pies first, regrets later.
Servo Pies and Bad Decisions — Tee
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
Printed to order in Australia — heavyweight 220gsm AS Colour tee. No warehouse, no old stock.
$5 flat shipping Australia-wide — free over $69. Express at checkout.
Allow 8–15 business days — your tee gets made when you order it.
AS Colour regular fit — check the size chart before you lock it in.
Want it in another colour, a different size, on the back, or a design that doesn't exist yet? Just ask. hello@smokosociety.com.au — we'll sort it.
Size chart — AS Colour Classic (cm)
| Size | Body width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| SML | 47 | 70 |
| MED | 52 | 74 |
| LRG | 56.5 | 77.5 |
| XL | 61 | 81 |
| 2XL | 64 | 84 |
| 3XL | 68 | 87 |
| 4XL | 74.5 | 88 |
| 5XL | 79 | 89 |
Lay a tee that fits well flat. Width: armpit to armpit. Length: top of shoulder to hem. Measurements can vary ±2.5cm. Between sizes? Size up.
Built for road-trippers, tradies, campers and anyone whose best stories start at a servo. Wear it on the road or down the pub and own the combo.
Retro distressed print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy on the road or off it
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the road and the weekend
Grab one — pies first, regrets later.