Worst Camp Mates — Wouldn't Camp With Anyone Else | Koala Cockatoo Tee
White / SML
$44.95
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$44.95
Regular price
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One's passed out drunk in the camp chair, the other won't shut up screeching into the night. The koala's cracked one too many tinnies and the cockatoo's still going off at 2am — worst camp mates going, and you wouldn't swap them for anyone. Bush campsite under a starry sunset, tent and fire glowing, rich vintage print with full Aussie character.
Built for campers, four-wheel-drivers, tinnie-crackers and anyone whose crew is more chaos than help. Wear it round the fire and salute the mates who drive you mad and make the trip.
Rich vintage distressed print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy round the fire or in town
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the trip and the campfire
Grab one for the worst mates you've got.
Worst Camp Mates — Wouldn't Camp With Anyone Else | Koala Cockatoo Tee
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price
Printed to order in Australia — heavyweight 220gsm AS Colour tee. No warehouse, no old stock.
$5 flat shipping Australia-wide — free over $69. Express at checkout.
Allow 8–15 business days — your tee gets made when you order it.
AS Colour regular fit — check the size chart before you lock it in.
Want it in another colour, a different size, on the back, or a design that doesn't exist yet? Just ask. hello@smokosociety.com.au — we'll sort it.
Size chart — AS Colour Classic (cm)
| Size | Body width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| SML | 47 | 70 |
| MED | 52 | 74 |
| LRG | 56.5 | 77.5 |
| XL | 61 | 81 |
| 2XL | 64 | 84 |
| 3XL | 68 | 87 |
| 4XL | 74.5 | 88 |
| 5XL | 79 | 89 |
Lay a tee that fits well flat. Width: armpit to armpit. Length: top of shoulder to hem. Measurements can vary ±2.5cm. Between sizes? Size up.
Built for campers, four-wheel-drivers, tinnie-crackers and anyone whose crew is more chaos than help. Wear it round the fire and salute the mates who drive you mad and make the trip.
Rich vintage distressed print
Soft, breathable cotton — comfy round the fire or in town
Unisex fit, true to size
Holds up to the wash, the trip and the campfire
Grab one for the worst mates you've got.